Published on April 1st, 2011 | by Cameron Woolsey
Johnny Cage is Here to Remind Us, Yes, He’s Still a Douchebag
God, how I hate Johnny Cage.
Ever since I fought this self-obsessed ass I have loathed his very existence. When I saw Scorpion, a resurrected hellborn ninja spectre, collapse to his knees after taking a swift punch to the beans, a special type of hatred was born.
A hatred for greased-up d-bags who wear sunglasses even at night (special exceptions: the Blues Bros. and The Duke).
Now with the ninth installment of the Mortal Kombat franchise, besides having his eyebrow permanently raised near his hairline at all times, he actually tattooed his name onto his chest.
His name. Tattooed. On his chest.
Check out his debut trailer below-if you can stomach it. MK fans will want to take note that the trailer does feature a good look at the story segments in the game.
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