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Published on August 27th, 2010 | by Cameron Woolsey

Get Hot Steamy Robot Ass with Fallout: New Vegas

Well I know the first thing I’m doing once I get this game.

According to the ESRB’s blindingly yellow website, Fallout: New Vegas will feature not only scenes where you can tap some prostitute booty, but also get some fine lovin’ from a mechanical “lady of the night” as well. Here’s a clip of their rating summary for the game:

During the course of the game, players will encounter male and female prostitutes: the screen fades to black as suggestive dialogue is heard in the background (e.g., “Nice charlies, too! Give them a shake for the Ben-man, will ya?”); there is also an extended sequence suggesting (no depiction) sexual activity with a robot (e.g., “Fisto reporting for duty . . . Please assume the position,” “I suppose I should test you out . . . Servos active!” and “Something wrong with someone if they got to f**k a machine.”).

That last quote in the paragraph nicely ties up the whole announcement really.

Is it bad if I immediately wondered if they came with a vibrate function?

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Video game journalist since 2006, and gaming since he was old enough to use an Atari joystick. Follow me: @Cam_is_16bit



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