GAMINGtruth

All young padawans with a next-gen ‘gaming system’ should be on the lookout. Within a month’s time, a dark and menacing figure will descend onto your consoles. This figure’s intent will not be immediately apparent, but rest assured that the goal of this figure is to taint your mind… with the dark side.

The members of each console’s consulate call this unruly temptation a ‘demo’ but we see this for what it really is: a recruiting tool for the dark side. According to Matt Shell, this ‘demo’ will allow you to control the secret apprentice of Darth Vader - Dark Lord of the Sith - in a Tie Fighter Construction Level with unlocked force powers of a magnitude that only a dark sith could control.

We see this ‘demo’ as a recruiting tool for the dark side, with it’s ‘unique’ ending that indends to entice you to purchase and complete the full game when it releases in the ninth month of year 2008 - or September, as you would call it.

All padawans with respect for the Light Side should stay as far away from “Star Wars: The Force Unleashed” as possible. It tempts you with powers of the Force that only the Dark Side can control, and the more you play, the darker you become.

If this ‘unique’ ending entices you to play and complete the full game we fear the Dark Side may take you, but as always the choice is yours.

May the Force be with you.